The Looney Bin

Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

Another one said, "How do you know?"

The first inmate said, "God told me!"

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

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Notes:

Looney (俚语）疯子

insane asylum (疯人院）

inmate （n.同住者, 同室者(特指在医院、监狱)）