Looking after what's important

A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm. She was bracing herself by
holding a light post with one hand, and she was holding her hat snugly against her head with her other hand.

Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dress upward, and it
continued to flap in the wind, exposing her privates for
everyone to see.

The policeman asked, "Hey Lady, everybody is taking a look
at what you've got. Don't you think that pulling your dress down is more important than worrying about your hat?"

"Look, sonny,.... What these people are looking at is 85
years old...But this frigging hat is BRAND NEW!"