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The
motorbike accident
There's the sad story of the poor guy
who was in a terrible motorcycle accident. When he came out from under the anesthetic(ÂéÒ©£©,
the doctor was leaning over him anxiously.
"Son," he said, "I've got some good news and some bad news.
"The bad news is that your were in a very serious accident,
and I'm afraid we had to amputate £¨Çгý£©both
your feet just above the ankle."
"Jesus," gasped the patient. "What's the good news?"
"The fellow in the next bed over would like to buy your
boots."
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