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Finally A Smart Blonde Joke
A blonde walks into a New
York City Bank and asks for the loan officer.
She says she is going to Europe on business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow
$5,000.
The bank officer says he will need some kind of security for the loan, so
the blonde hands over the keys to a brand new Porsche
(保时捷跑车)parked out the front of
the bank.
With the title and paper work all checked out, the bank agrees to accept the
car as security for the loan.
The loan officer drives the new Porsche into the bank's underground garage
and park's it there.
Two week's later the blonde returns, repays the $5,000's she loaned, and
$15.40 interest that accumulated. The loan officer approaches the blonde and
says "We here at the bank are very happy that this transaction has
worked out, but while you were away, I checked you out, and I'm a little
puzzled. I found out that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles me is
why you would bother to borrow $5,000.
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
two weeks for 15 bucks(美元)?"

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