Keys

One day a husband was chiding (斥责）his beautiful blonde wife about leaving
her keys in the ignition （点火处）of her car.

"If I take them out of the car I lose them," she reasoned.

"Yes dear, but what if someone steals your car?" the husband countered.

"Oh that's okay," the wife chirped （吱喳而鸣, 尖声地说）happily, "I keep a spare key in the glove box!"