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 Sick
and Tired
This blonde decides one
day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes
are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes
really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the
house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the
task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive
smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on
the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket
and a fur coat at the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that
not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on. She replies
that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, FOR BEST
RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.(Ë«¹ØÓˢͿÁ½²ã£©
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